Worst homeowner ever.
August 6th, 2008Maria Shriver - Fail.
June 13th, 2008Great. There’s not just one way to look at an issue…there’s TWO! (And only two, apparently) Good job Maria, way to raise those kids right.
“I think there are great benefits to having kids grow up understanding that we do not live in a one-party system,” Ms. Shriver said. “That there are two ways at looking at an issue. To be patient, and to compromise, those are good lessons not just in politics but for life. I grew up believing there was only one way to think. There isn’t.”
Almost there…
June 13th, 2008How the Spanish founded Venezuela
June 13th, 2008“Hey guys, let’s anchor here, there’s some Indians waiting on the shore!”
“Oh look, they want us to follow them to their city! Let’s go!”
*Indians kill 50% of the group in a surprise ambush*
*Spanish sail 3 days down the coast*
“Hey guys, here’s another group of friendly Indians, and they want us to follow them to their city!”
“Uh, guys, remember what happened la..”
“It’s FINE. Let’s go!”
*Indians kill 50% of the group in a surprise ambush*
*Explorers sail another three days down the coast*
“Since we’ve been attacked twice now, let’s just camp out on the beach so we can’t be ambushed!”
*Morning comes, revealing a massive army of Indians surrounding the group from all sides. Yes, even blocking the route back to their boat.*
“Son of a… Let’s fight them!”
*Indians kill 50% of the group*
Contact Facebook!
June 11th, 2008I just got through reading a post on Gizmodo about how to contact Facebook using http://www.facebooktalk.com. The emails that guy gets are hilarious, I wish I could do that
Or, email me and I’ll see what I can do for you!




